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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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