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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Akiva Lane
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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Akiva Lane
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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What are the germs on a person's back called?

Back-teria.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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