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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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