Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

3277
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

2250
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

2966
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

1844
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

2357
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

1521
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

587
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

1633
Shaya Dubin
General
Picture

What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

1777
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

41
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

1610
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

341