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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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