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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What kind of traffic tastes good with bread?

Traffic jam.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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