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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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Akiva Lane
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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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Shane Ronay
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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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