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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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