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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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