Pictures:

What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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