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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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