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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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How did the news channels report this accident?

Breaking news.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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