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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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