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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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