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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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