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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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Moshe Sherizen
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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Shane Ronay
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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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Shane Ronay
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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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