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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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