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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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