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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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