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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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