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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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