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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What types of phones do prisoners use in prison?

Cell phones.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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