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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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