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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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Akiva Lane
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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Akiva Lane
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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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