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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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Shane Ronay
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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Akiva Weiss
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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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