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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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Why was the doctor (who nobody went to) eager to retire?

Because he no longer had any patience.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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