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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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