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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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A swimming pool table.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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