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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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A dessert island.

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