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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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