Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

3182
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

900
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

778
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

710
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

916
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

1290
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

1367
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

2825
Dovid Lane
General
Picture

What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

1647
General
Picture

What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

2740
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

369
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

1387