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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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How did the Ukraine respond when Russia invaded in 2022?

"You can't rush in!"

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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