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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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