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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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