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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What is this?

It escapes me.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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