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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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