Pictures:

Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

2737

How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

473

What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

348

Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

556

What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

2840

How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

2460

A photo of synthesis.

308

What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

73

What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

863

Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

1114

What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

183

Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

2335