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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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Abe Kiss
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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Akiva Lane
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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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