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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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