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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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