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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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