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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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