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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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