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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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Ezra Gross
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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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