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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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