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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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