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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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