Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

2048
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

2523
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

2716
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

2132
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

1831
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

2559
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

794
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

877
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

257
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

889
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

1392
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

844