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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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