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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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