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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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