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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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