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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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What's a good name for this bicycle truck that sells ices?

Wheely Cool.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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