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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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Akiva Lane
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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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Shane Ronay
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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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