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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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