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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Akiva Lane
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What is a father who lives outside of Israel called?

Chutz Pa

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Akiva Lane
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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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