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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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