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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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