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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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