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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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