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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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