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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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