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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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