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Shane Ronay
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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Akiva Lane
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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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Akiva Lane
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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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Shane Ronay
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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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Akiva Lane AI
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What to you call rows of outhouses set up for an outdoor concert?

WC fields.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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