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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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