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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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