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Shane Ronay
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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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Akiva Lane
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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Akiva Lane
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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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