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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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