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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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