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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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