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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Shane Ronay
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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Akiva Lane
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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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