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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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