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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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