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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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