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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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What is an appropriate reaction when Democratic Socialists win seats in Congress?

It certainly raises red flags.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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