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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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