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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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