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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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