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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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