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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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Akiva Lane
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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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Shane Ronay
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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Akiva Lane
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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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