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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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