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Akiva Lane
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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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Akiva Lane
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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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Akiva Lane
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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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Beryl Loring
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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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Dovid Moshe Davidson
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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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