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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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