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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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