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Akiva Lane
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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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Miriam Lane
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How did Jim feel about his job on the farm raising rabbits?

It was a hare raising experience, but it made him very hoppy.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Akiva Lane
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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Akiva Lane
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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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What is this?

A tripod.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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