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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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