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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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