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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Matt Weiss
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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What do airplanes and staircases have it common?

They both have flights.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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