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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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