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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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