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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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Shaya Dubin
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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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