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Yehuda Lane
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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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Akiva Lane
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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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Matt Weiss
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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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Akiva Lane
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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Shane Ronay
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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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