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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Akiva Lane
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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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Shane Ronay
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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Akiva Lane
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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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