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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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