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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What is a good name for a perfume company?

Scent Sational.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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