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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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