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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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What is a walking cane called that helps a person walk very quickly?

A hurry cane.

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