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What is this called?

The last straw.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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