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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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