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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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