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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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