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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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