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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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