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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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