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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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