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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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What is this?

A photo of synthesis.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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