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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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What was Genghis Khan's goal?

Khan-quest.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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