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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Shane Ronay
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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Akiva Lane
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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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Akiva Lane
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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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Shane Ronay
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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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