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Yitzchak Berger
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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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