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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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