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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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