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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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Shane Ronay
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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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