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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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