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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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