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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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A tripod.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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