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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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