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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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Why did Bob feel so calm when he surfed the web?

Because so many websites are COM.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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