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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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Akiva Lane
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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did the toys feel when the a broom swept them off the floor?

They felt swept away, swept off their feet.

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Akiva Lane
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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why is Elon Musk sitting alone in a classroom?

Because he's in a class all by himself.

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