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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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