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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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Matt Weiss
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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Why did the wealthy man donate a lake of legos in the park for kids to play with?

It was his lego sea.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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