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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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What is the section of a hardware store that deals with fences called?

The department of de fence.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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