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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Shane Ronay
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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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Akiva Lane
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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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Akiva Lane
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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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