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Akiva Lane
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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Akiva Lane
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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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Akiva Lane
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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Akiva Weiss
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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Miriam Lane
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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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Akiva Lane
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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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Akiva Lane
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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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Akiva Lane
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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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