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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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