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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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