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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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