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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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A paradigm.

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