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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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