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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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Why did Andy try using lots of apps?

He thought they would make him appy!

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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