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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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