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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Akiva Lane
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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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Akiva Lane
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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Akiva Lane
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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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Shane Ronay
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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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Matt Weiss
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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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