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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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