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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What kind of tea helps you see things more clearly?

Clari-tea.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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