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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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A square not.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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