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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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