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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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