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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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