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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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