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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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