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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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Why is this tea very powerful?

It's Reala Tea.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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