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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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