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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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