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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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