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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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