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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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Shane Ronay
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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Abe Kiss
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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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