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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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Shane Ronay
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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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Yehuda Lane
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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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Shane Ronay
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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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Akiva Weiss
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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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