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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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