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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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What did Mark call this grate to emphasize that it is very strong?

Alexander the Grate.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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