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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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