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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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