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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Yisro Whale

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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