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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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