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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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