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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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