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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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