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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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Shane Ronay
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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Akiva Lane
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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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Akiva Lane
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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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Akiva Lane
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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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