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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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Shaya Dubin
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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