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What is the relationship between 'running out OF' and running out TO'?

When you run out OF supplies, you run out TO the store.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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