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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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