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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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