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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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