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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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