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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What types of phones do prisoners use in prison?

Cell phones.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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