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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What involves sound, but is silent?

A sound sleep.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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