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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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