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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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