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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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