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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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