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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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