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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Akiva Lane
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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

2001