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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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