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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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Shane Ronay
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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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