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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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