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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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