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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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