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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What is this?

A swimming pool table.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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