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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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