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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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