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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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