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Moshe Sherizen
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Akiva Lane
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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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Why is Elon Musk sitting alone in a classroom?

Because he's in a class all by himself.

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Shane Ronay
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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Akiva Lane
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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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