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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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