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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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When we admit our sins, why should we feel a sense of regret?

It's the price of admission.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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