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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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