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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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A buoys club.

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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