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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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