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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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