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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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