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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of 'bot' helps you rest?

A Sha-bot

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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Akiva Lane
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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

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Akiva Lane
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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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Akiva Lane
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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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