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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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C to shining C

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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