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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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