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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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Shane Ronay
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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the relationship between 'running out OF' and running out TO'?

When you run out OF supplies, you run out TO the store.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Shane Ronay
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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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