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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Dovid Lane
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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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Shane Ronay
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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Shane Ronay
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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Akiva Lane
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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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Akiva Lane
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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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Akiva Lane
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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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Shane Ronay
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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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