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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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