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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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Gaucho Marx

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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