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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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