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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What is this?

A photo of synthesis.

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