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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call this?

A row bot.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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