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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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