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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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Akiva Lane
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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why is Elon Musk sitting alone in a classroom?

Because he's in a class all by himself.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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