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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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Dovid Lane
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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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