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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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