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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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When is hair like a sink full of dirty dishes?

When it is disheveled.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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When Sam and Martha Gunn had a boy, what was he like?

He was a son of Gunn.

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