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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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