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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Shane Ronay
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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Akiva Lane
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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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Shane Ronay
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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Shane Ronay
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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Shane Ronay
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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Akiva Lane
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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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Akiva Lane
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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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Shane Ronay
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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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