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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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