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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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What is this man doing with the two pieces of fruit?

He's comparing a pair of pears.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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